Beatrice not knowing how to cry was great

Beatrice's expressions when she was eating her picnic next to Frederick were so perfect

I was really happy to see Eugene Mirman at the party

I appreciate the fact that there is an unseen character named Fat Reggie

I can't believe that "the German girl sent me to the gas chamber" joke

money doesn't define the value of things
that's literally what money does

Mazel Tov you're cured

when they mentioned the AIDS thingy I thought they said that I had AIDS but then I realized I was just the head of the AIDS thingy

Obama wants to take our guns and our penises

now Judd you produce girls whenever you have children

it's so hard for me to imagine Liza being a boring housewife going to Caitlin's PTA meetings

first came the braided belt and I said nothing, then came the hat and I said nothing, then I saw the hemp necklace and I was like pppppeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaccccceeee

no rat Soul Cycle, I'm not lighting candles and blasting Work Bitch

he's lurking around like an internet panther waiting to pounce

I am Groot
hi I'm Reggie

we defecated a corpse
well desecrated but yeah

that's super healthy guys , the health department called they said they don't want anything back

it coming on immediately after him bemoaning the lack of suicide doors is pure tech douche

Put on some Sade the early stuff before her arrangements got too baroque

I wonder if Scott not asking Reggie to sing the Brody South Dakotee theme song is what makes Reggie leave