Homer's Cats and Dogs song was great at least

This is so hard
that's what she said

yeah Jacqueline being Native American was super weird, Jacqueline trying to steal a prime apartment from an elderly senile man made a lot more sense

I treated this costume like a beautiful lady which is to say I didn't touch it

I appreciated that they had You Can Call Me Al playing on Vanessa's speakers

I'm kind of disappointed we didn't get to see Charlie's blood bucket

I don't think Gene quite gets what The Lorax is all about

you live with the cat too I just get to reap the benefits

yes yes I know they were answers on Jeopardy

I felt so bad for Brett when he said his parents constantly told him he was weirding them out

you can't end a sentence with a preposition

this chair is making a new noise, somewhere between seal the animal and Seal the human

what's a good gift for a teenage boy? the heart says broken laptop but the head says soccer ball

my life is so hard it's a disaster nothing is going right
this guy sticks fire ants up my butt because I said the earth is round

I would love to see the gabfests Haley and Mitchell are apparently having

i fill up balloons with champagne and throw them at homeless people and say 'how do ya like the high life ya piece of shit'

she looks like a dang meatball with hair

U Talkin' Cudi To Me?

I can only count to the number one below 70 I am an expert in 69
you stole my joke Reggie

we all know what wine is