it's not a starter car it's a finisher car

I will say something about that man that I have only said about Ryan Gosling, hot damn

Cassandra looked great and Liz and Liz came very close to treating her like a human being

I can't believe Frank is only 51

Larry is like a James Bond villain with that dog

the line was originally I practice Santeria but the record company made them change it
it's not as catchy

Dr. Ravich looks great for 83

Glad to see Charlie is eating fish scales along with stickers

this is the resume she applied to college with it's just a signed photo of a puppet named Alf

I'm gonna be the human equivalent of HPV

we humped until the sun comes out those are the things R Kelly raps about

I hope we just missed the part where Michelle told Tina "say hi to mom and dad for me" or something to that extent

baby they're 5 months old they're not gonna remember what daddy's dick looks like

we already came up with great names
Agent Donkey and Agent Shrek

I wonder if Corin being there means Sleater Kinney exists in the Portlandia universe

I don't want the health inspector to see what we have a place for someone to have their dick be sucked by a stranger

we can have ninja turtle sex
what is that?
sex with backpacks on

the Pearl Jam album Vitalogy was written about you

That Brody Stevens cameo was too brief but I was so happy to see him

you have a rat tail too
no they're corn rows totally different