I know this is a very tough day for your people
wrong kind of Indian

I fit four hot dogs in my mouth and they all laughed and called me wiener mouth, at least I hope that's why

Rudy: grab my epipen I'm allergic to geese and ducks
Gene: I will not invite you to my duck duck goose party then
Rudy: understood

All those famous bass players like that guy from The Who and that guy from Led Zeppelin who wasn't Plant Page or Bonham, that's all I know

it was a bit jarring seeing Scott with a woman other than Mavis

you don't find diamonds on the ground
that's exactly where you find diamonds

I tried to get jock itch but it was taken
just like Maggie Grace

I will never not be amused by the fact that Katy Perry had to change her name from Katy Hudson so people wouldn't think she's Kate Hudson, welcome reminder from Andrew tonight

Nina and her mud taco kept making me think of Charlie and his taco bed from It's Always Sunny

I saved you I'm your Schindler one day your children will put rocks on my grave

“EPCOT Center in our time is a forced work camp.”-Leela
“But they’re not as crowded as the slave camps at Universal Studios”- The Professor

$26,000, do you know how many songs I need to write to make that much money? one

I'm meeting a doctor who looks like Meatloaf or a meatloaf my friend Tamra wasn't clear

in my 16th year i didnt get an erection. i thought they were done. i thought my penis was dead. it wasnt.

Lisa's hero being an Assemblywoman was very Leslie Knope-esque

why do all of the exterminators here have such weird names?

our cellphones are like a boring wedding, no reception

Gil definitely frequents Steak Me Home Tonight

I wonder what Brain-o thinks about the moon landing

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