I'm into plantation colors now
I'm not into plantation anything

even for a criminal your customer service has been abysmal

I also liked that Maggie killing Gerald without any second thought

tell each Dr. Who they're the worst

there's no such thing as a cold fire

I'm so excited I'm so excited I'm so scared

you carry around your own personal ice cream taste spoon?
only when I do an ice cream crawl

not quite sure why you dry clean your socks you weirdo

you guys really don't know enough about basketball to be doing this

Wiggum holding a party sub because he's on a one sandwich diet was great

he's not a woman he's not a man he's something you'll never understand but he would die for me

Who doesn't see a chill alien?
A lot of people it's sad

a Jamaican god of rhythm
Sebastian from the little mermaid

my kids are in competing musicals this is my dream

Ty Burrell is even charming as a Nazi I guess

I actually have plans this weekend I'm Scott Malkinson I have diabetes

we saw Seal at the airport, talked to him for 20 minutes, turned out it wasn't him

When I was 7 I used to sneak into my father's office to look at his antique globes

the Itchy and Scratchy theme melody being used during the funeral was beautiful at least

Annette Castellano might be the only person not related to Mike Birbiglia who says "like fun"