Yeah, she definitely just removed shrapnel from the first wound.

“We tried something new, and customers who used Shomi loved it. It’s
like a great cult favorite with a fantastic core audience that
unfortunately just isn’t big enough to be renewed for another season,”
said Rogers Senior VP said Melani Griffith in a thank-you statement to
customers. "But we'll be back, that's for…

“I’m like every bad ’80s sitcom: where there’s a dad raising a kid by himself. Except my ’80s sitcom sucks.”

Sansa: "How do we know you have him?"
(Ramsey reaches into bag and tosses Osha's head onto the ground)
Sansa: "…"
(Jon frowns and looks at Sansa questioningly.)
Sansa: "…"

The many faced god is kinda a dick.

The devil's in the detail.

Daisy: "So Carrie, any good tips for me?"
Carrie: "Grow a good pinkie bump nail and stick to vodka. Fewer calories."

Ok, so they're maori? Got it.

You didn't think it worth mentioning that the guys a space maori?

Can we get Doctor Who in on this and have the earth lay another earth just before Galactus arrives? And so on. Guys gotta be full sometime, right?

If shit's all up and broke, wouldn't the fixers make more sense? Stupid founders.

I'm sure the guy from the next young spiderman reboot will be looking for work soon. Give him a call.

“There is clearly no rape scene with a bear.”
"Is there a rape scene with a horse?"
"What?? No, there's no rape scene with a horse, don't be sill-"
"An ape? Is he raped by an ape?"
"Go fuck yourself."

Where's Firefly?

Next weeks episode is entitled "Carrie needs some new fucking friends."

The reboot of this will be directed by Amy .net.

Where's Guardians of the Galaxy?

Where's Guardians of the Galaxy?

Things don't really get moving until Season 2 when his long lost brothers Crash and Smash arrive on the scene.

"Where's that drill?,
Where's that drill?,
In Max!"