Da, na, na, na, na, na, na, no Moranis.

Loki wasn't in Ultron 'cos he totally didn't want to confuse the guy.

In John Wick 2 his newly hired Colombian maid throws away the chew toy left behind by his dead dog left behind by his dead wife and he takes on the might of the infamous Colombian maid cartel. He kills one of them with an actual wick. In a toilet.

The guys probably counting down the seconds until he's ready to masturbate to the model again using one of those 28k Star Wars watches.

Taylor Swift, but a lot of that is down to the restraining order.

The biggest plot-hole is that there is zero Ed Harris in this film. I mean, c'mon, how unrealistic is that?

He should have taken the bus.

The guy who owns Devonworks clearly just got back in touch with his long lost brother.

"Hey, look at my cool Star Wars watch!"
"Huh, yeah, that is pretty cute."
"It's not cute, this is a serious piece of craftsmanship. It's been designed in conjunction with NASA and has micro-fusion stuff in it. It cost nearly 30,000 bucks"
"You stupid fucking nerd."

Yeah, ok, so he lied about being at the towers that day but I think he more than made up for that by being the leader of the SEAL Team Six mission.

This whole thing would have quickly blown over if he'd just named the damn ape Custer.

I wish someone would shout "This is your moment" at me. Just the once would do.

But he's eventually going to run out of Bastards, right?

Super Marriott, bros.

They should release on Sept 11th and go with "Let's Troll" as a tag-line.

I expect this to escalate quickly.

This needs more Nic Cage.

Joel Edgerton's in this? Cool.

My brother and I watched this all the time as kids. After looking at that clip I feel like ringing my folks to say sorry for putting them through that shit.

It's actually John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harrris. I don't know why, but I get a perverse pleasure whenever I get the opportunity to point that out to someone. Agreed on Triffids, I've read it a bunch of times, it's great.