Someone should take a crack at Spiderman, that's ripe for renewal.

Her obsession with teenage boys in capes is getting a little creepy now.

Just make Beach Head already. "Medic!"

Well, that wasn't complete shit.

“We don’t ask you for free iPhones. Please don’t ask us to provide you with our music for no compensation.”

"Hey, Eddie, it's Dave, you wanna hang out some weekend? We can go somewhere in my jet?"
"Dave, oh wow, your jet? That'd be super-awesome. You know, I really didn't think you liked me…
"PSYCH!!!!"
"Aww… "

"Mary J. Blige to menace New York…"
"Wow, that's terrible."
"… I hadn't finished."

I guess I must have missed something, but how did Will Graham the vampire hunter find out that Hannibal used to live in Transylvania?

The plane is the real hero of this story. i want a film from the point of view of the plane.

Man, I miss Gauntlet. "Warrior needs food - badly!"

4: Who gives a shit?

I'm just looking forward to next season's musical episode where the newly resurrected Jon finally breaks down and sings to all those involved that he was quite happy where he was, thank you very much.

"Hey Tabby, I'm trying to come up with a name for the writer guy in this new one. What's the name of that waspy fella you like, died a couple years back? Tall guy."
"You mean John Updike?"
"Right, right, that's the one. And that other guy, the sex-obsessed Jewish guy? Stopped writing a while back, the quitter."
"Philip…

Will gets a text from Hannibal; "Jesus, Will Graham, all that time we spent together, all those overly elaborate meals I prepared for you and Jack, all that and you never even bothered to tell me about fucking pizza?? You're a bad man, Will Graham, I should have killed you that last time."

Mama mia, alla thata italiana makesa mea wanta a pizza.

Sure, but did he make an observational joke about being on a plane and being handed a pack of peanuts and then because he was bored and the in-flight entertainment wasn't working so he had nothing to do and he decided to read the label of the pack of peanuts and it read that you should be warned that this pack of…

The guy who got tricked out of all those unsullied must be turning in his pile of ashes right now.

Eighter's gonna eight.

He should just change his sigil to a rendering of his daughter with a red circle around her and a line through it. Shit'll fall in line after that.

"Hey Bedelia, let's skedaddle over to Europe for a season."
"Ok, but aren't you even a little bit concerned about Interpol?"
"Inter-what?"
"Interpol. Wait a sec, let me just get the internet up on my phone and I'll show you."
"Inter-what?"