Winter is coming 28 days later this year.

But… but… Max is Australian. It's Canon!

"starring Wesley Snipes as an ex-military operative who, after the death
of his wife, becomes ensnared in an underground gambling ring where a
cadre of wealthy individuals bets on his ability to stop crimes from
happening."

In real life the bear and most of the other animals would just eat the little indian kid. I don't get this film.

For me, Bear jumped the shark that time he caught a snake, skinned it, ate it and used it's skin as a receptacle to hold his piss so he could drink it later. I'm sure the SAS now have a little asterisk on all their recruitment drive posters and at the bottom it says, "Before you ask, no. We don't make you drink your…

To offset the criticisms of the first season it's now set in California to allow for many scenes of Taylor jogging across the sand, surfboard under his arm, droplets of water running down his majestic torso. He's a cop. Who surfs. He's surf-cop.

For anyone reading this who likes Vann, check out Wells Tower; Everything Ravaged, Everything Burned is a great collection of short stories. D.B. Wilson is worth a look too.

Uh, SPOILERS, Rowling? Jesus.

"Fembots, assemble… a tasty meal."

Self-help books are a great way to say to someone, "you're a fucking mess, here, read this because I've just about given up on you" while making it look like you care.

And all this time I thought Dowd's keyboard just didn't have a letter B.

Father of One of the Guardians of the Galaxy: The Re-unitening.

No wonder things went to shit, I get emails all the time about "augmentations", those things look way dodgy.

"This is just like Mom used to make. Me do all those terrible things to her before bedtime."

"Are we the baddies?"

MLK: The Dreamening.

Dennis Quaid was on set for his latest movie and YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT…

All is Lost not anywhere on the list? Jesus.

Mache3e.

This is a terrible trailer. Do the meet thing, then just have the camera focus on the gift outside the house for the next 90 seconds. I'd watch that, I won't watch this.