Rings: The Gypsy Curse.

"Relief plain on her face, Mya fled without another word."

"Ok, so you've just been released and now you're a member of the Suicide Squad, so your first mission…"
*Supervillan look around to realise he has actually been released, then decides to run away*
"Shit, why do they keep doing that?"

"a man blinded by the light of Jesus on the road from Jerusalem to Damascus"

I'm kinda holding out for Jew Girl.

Season 6, Episode one.
Rick: "Korl, come over here and bring your sister."
Korl: "Sure dad. So are we going to kill them all now?"
Rick: "Korl, I don't… we don't… wull, yeah, we probably are in the long run. But for now, I want you to meet your new mom and your new brothers. Lori, you can come out now and bring Rick jr…

"Rick. Do it."
*Rick shoots Pete in the head*
"Rick, for fucks sake..Jesus! I meant shoot my dead husband before he turns. What's wrong with you people?"

One of these things is not like the others,

Costner just pulled on the green tights and he's sitting by the phone.

The next show'll just send a different guy in each week and it'll be called jack in a box.

I'm seeing purple and brown so that's probably my brain trying to tell me to dial things back a little. Stupid brain.

This is just, like, totally gaga.

Cocaine + twitter account = this

So the mysterious grifter passing through town defence is getting an airing.

Yeah, 4 is a "misery" and murder kicks in at 5.

I guess she didn't like the view.

I dunno, I kinda like watching him pop up on my mom.

I'm just waiting for the moment she jumps the shark.

I read cocoon as racoon and, frankly, I prefer my take on all this.

And "up the Gary Glitter" is rhyming slang for anal sex or "up the shitter." You're welcome.