The Rock says no dance shall be forbidden
FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO MY YEAR OF FLOPS! The Rock says that Rabin should be forbidden from reviewing dance movies for the foreseeable future. First Lambada, now this, next he'll be talkin' to some jabroni making a movie about the chicken dance. Know your role, shut…

Laying the smack down on slackers
FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO THE TV CLUB TO COMMENT ON MR. SHOW! Now the Rock may be from the Slacker Generation but he never had any use for the no ambition, no religion, rotting in front of the television, rooty-poo jabronis like the one that David plays. What hole did you say…