it's too bad VanDerWerff is a horrible, horrible writer.

i  can't wait until the day that you realize that no one cares what you think.

I think she's only said it once in her first appearance, but I go with Trinette's "Christ On Sale" as my exclamation of choice.

And I'll never forget that time she scored the game winning goal and ripped off her jersey.

Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin to fuck with

"Rosebud" actually refers to Marion Davies' clitoris.

What Tragically really meant was:

There's a swingin' town i know called Capital City.  I'ts the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king.  And it makes a king feel like some nutty, cuckoo super-king.

friday!  Friday!  FRIDAY!  Down at the War Memorial, Jeckyl v Hyde.  No holds Barred!

Six little words:  I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

Damn!  I was hoping we would draw Pontius Pilate. 

I LOVE Lynard Skynnrd

I'm sure the dude that wrote Time Cop is probably pissed off right about now.

In other news, L. Ron Hubbard posthumously sues Tom Cruise for making his ideas "seem crazy".

I'm still waiting for KISS to get a little attention.

If I coated myself in as much makeup as she wears, I might be pretty too.

As a child of the 80's I would have gone with "Goodbye to You".

Can I just say that this dude's writing is awful.  The constant parentheticals and asides make the article unreadable.  I'm usually just a glib gimmick poster, but I like reading things like this.  Please make this guy take some writing lessons.

Suddenly this has become Little Orphan Annie and "It's a hard knock life".

God DAMN these rickets.  Really hurts my goiter.