Do you want ants?  Because that's how you get ants!

It could replace the labradoodle as the nation's favorite unholy amalgamation.

Apparently Jesus Fucking Christ has "The Smuggler's Blues".

First R movie was when I was 8 and my parents rented a VCR for us and my sister got "The Exorcist".  Holy fucking shit I am still scarred.  First theater R movie was when i was 15 and we bought tickets to "Moonstruck", but snuck into "Good Morning Vietnam".  I can proudly say that I have never seen either of those…

I agree with your "ballsy" stance John.  Now over to you Mary for that riveting interview with the stars of "Our House".

I haven't.

No, new words recycle every 30 years, so this year the word is "whatever".

Agreed, totally unwatchable.  Snoozefest.  I would gladly have taken another season of Eureka rather than this nonsense.

That's funny, because the only thing I see in her eyes is a unique combination of crazy and vapidity.

Faints dead away.

Thanks for at least verifying that she does work at NBC.  I was afraid she might be on a different network.

I actually think that it is too early to include this movie here.  There is still time for the kids to like it ironically.

the best star wars movie out there is the movie that starts with Han, Leia, and the kids getting to Cloud City, and it ends after escaping Jabba's palace.  Everything before and after should just be naration.

Which Today show beaver is Matt Lauer hitting?

Hooray!  Recycled entertainment!  Better than a bowl of Friskies!

didn't they know that if they had just mixed his ashes in some water they could have grown a new Tupac?

I was hoping they would ask him about his 2 episode arc on "Charmed" where he dated Alyssa Milano's character and he was eventually killed.

Shit like this makes me miss the Golden Agouti Gerbil.

i take it back.  Chilkis for George "The Animal" Steele

I would have gone with Galifinakis as Mad Dog Vachon, but maybe Michael Chilkis would be better for that one.