I also enjoyed Cowboys and Aliens. Your mom and I shared some popcorn.

I liked it
Certainly not Oscar material, had a couple of scenes that were somewhat painful. Overall I enjoyed my 2 hours very much.

Near as I can tell no one has registered "Monkey Strong Bowels" or "Buffalo Dung".

No joke. A buddy of mine and I once downed about 12 bud ices apiece while playing nintendo. The next day I was at an engagement brunch with my girlfriend's family and I suddenly felt like I was going to shit my pants. I went to the bathroom at the restraurant and proceeded to fart uncontrollably for 10 minutes. I…

I would have added the recent version of True Grit to this list. The contraction-free dialogue adds a certain earnestness to the characters, but it is not historically accurate. In fact it was invented by the author.

Are we sure
This isn't a sneaky way for him to communicate that he gets an erection from watching Olivia Wilde movies?

DUDE SPOILER ALERT!

meow. somebody grabbing you by the short and curly fries?

Thank you for this. It gives me the opportunity to state that I assumed something called "Spotify" would be some kind of detergent designed to get skid marks out of your tighty whities.

Mario Cipollina rises from grave to rob banks, but is apprehended trying to explain who he was to the teller.

Why do I care about this?
He looks better with that jet black beard.

Why do I care about this?
He looks better with that jet black beard.

Why do I care about this?
He looks better with that jet black beard.

he forgot to mention the tourettes syndrome.

The happiest day of my life was three Sundays ago. I was sitting on my daddy's knee when the Saints, who were four-and-a-half point favorites,
but only up by three, kicked a meaningless field goal at the last second
to cover the spread.

Smiling faces sometimes.

Ba-ack Stabbers!

oh no! the raptors have learned how to open tins of cat food! my people will be lost!

Maybe they just heard that she was really into roll playing.

Watch it buster. Cat urine is WAY more powerful than your puny death ray. Better check your basement carpeting!