Fortunatley herb picking is entirely optional. It could have ruined a terrific game if they made it something you had to do.

Apparently i haven't read the review for five weeks. apologies.

Just a poor man's William Zabka.

Sad news indeed. AV Club comment pool: The person who guesses the exact number of days until we get another pathetic drunken Hasselhoff video wins virtual pats on the back.

I think it is interesting
that my review of this review is the same as this review's review of the show.

No One
Cares

This information is being spewed across the internet!

Talk radio is the lowest form of communication.

Getting real
Can he just accept that time has passed him by?

I don't always eat Gerbil, but when I do, I prefer Golden Agouti.

I'd prefer a bournaise sauce, but at this point I can't afford to be choosy.

I just want to know
how they got Tim Curry circa 1980 to pose for that photo.

Listen Meatloaf, if you're not brave enough to register under your own name no one will take you seriously.

Have you ever felt death?
the kind that you can see.
I believe in the vision.
I have overcome me.
I might say i'm happy.
Or say i'm fine.
but this is a scar.
from unfortunate times.
All love around me.
I must look away.
I cannot believe.
In what people say.
I might say alright.
Or give out a laugh.
All of my acting.
Its all a peice…

Well Shit McFuckenstein, gerbils are genocidal, homocidal, suicidal, patricidal, matricidal, and they eat their own young, whatever "icidal" that may be.

For the love of our lord and savior Jesus Christ will someone just put out a bowl of antifreeze and put an end to the Gerbil once and for all!

No kittens, man. I want to witness the hell that shall rain down upon the earth when the shrimp-men come back to get their boys.

Hey Pope, don't forget that little used book store experiment he has in the South Wedge.

That Girl!

You can't eat the tails anyway. You send them off to Hormel and they put them in chili.