I say snuh as well, unless they go the "Charmed" route: up their ages to twenty-somethings and have every episode feature women with huge boobs and thin shirts performing on a refrigerated set.

On behalf of the semi-gimmick posters around here I'd just like to say: "Shit, bull-shit, and horse shit. A good God-damn cunt-kicking ass-hole-sucking tit-fucking piss-shitter."

I think you are one news item off with this one Gerb. Besides, Mel Gibson is the one with the beaver around here.

I'll rim your shot Gerbil.

You should never give you girbil almonds. Wait! I'm someone different!

The gerbil has turned angry of late. We need to just be patient and wait for him to make a mistake.

All you bastards had better stay out of my litter box.

I was thinking Rotweiler, but a Doberman will do fine.

You can lick your own balls?

Will there be a ceremony in which I eat the gerbil in order to add his power to my own? Sounds purrrrrrrfect.

I'd stop urinating on the carpet in the basement if someone stopped AIDS.

Where does a kitty get a little tickle of glandular scent? Me - Ow.

I liked Mr McGimmick better as the chinchilla. Tusk sucks. I'm glad they broke up. Chew. Chew.

My front paws contain murderous needles adept at piercing gerbil flesh. They are also adept at ruining appolstry and climbing trees.

That's the trouble with fucking gerbils, they are so unreliable. Just like hipsters.

Shit! It's a dog!
Shit! It's a dog!

(setting a trap for that damn gerbil)
fresh meat!