One on each hand. For symmetry. And you could have, like, Scorpion's harpoon in the actual scorpion so when you folded your hands it would be like he was performing his special move.

It's a fucking McDonald's ad at this point, which I can't find, but is on Hulu at least three times per show. Oh wait sorry, they're actually saying "la la la, whoa oh oh oh".

*sits quietly in background, intentionally dulling knife and staring at Crow's New Hair with disdain*

That sounds like the ol' guitarist "self taught" saw: "Jimi Hendrix didn't take guitar lessons, I don't need 'em either." "Yeah, well, you're not Jimi fucking Hendrix now, are you?"

Former archaeologist? Did you hang up your whip and hat?

is benchwood puntkick a character on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?

upvoted for that particular euphemism which was new to me.

Sebastian Bach, back when he played what was then pop, said he knew what was up: "Don't bore us, get to the chorus."

Does!? There's going to be a fourth season!? Fuck yeah!

Eh, shorter shelf life than moustache-on-the-finger tattoos.

I would totally watch Pixar's Zombies.

I'd say the "set" such as it is, was very good. The cars looked good, although the Chevy Volt rocked too much and settled too quickly when he was squeezing through them, but the people were the least convincing. Still, pretty amazing what a couple people can do. Better than that entire Final Fantasy movie, which I…

I bet you tell all the ladies that.

"seems to be." Dude is literally a professional troll.

My sister's cats (RIP) were named Kitty and OC. For Other Cat.

god DAMN it!

I GET THIS JOKE

Chief AV Club Science writerguy.

But what if literally anything and everything is stupid?

People who get mad at people who unknowingly enable fucking thieves, are idiots. It's like getting mad at the owner of a stolen getaway car.