"alright, people! Are you read-

Are there any raps about room service?

Yeah, me too, I used to get scolded for referring to customers as mouthbreathing fuckwad wastes of life.

ZING

Why!? IT'S THE PAYOFF!

"Pretty close"
Does it miss because it's about fellatio, or in spite of it being about that?

GOD
DAMMIT

Facebook friend or actual friend?

What's wrong with "slightly above average?" It's like a C+!!

According to late 90s pop culture, an apple pie.

.net is a picture of Rainier Wolfcastle doing stand up.

Aint got time for the googlin. Can ye summarize the upholstery/music connection?

I can't not read that in the voice of Lois Griffin / Alex Borstein.

What's a Putter?

"Wobble Baby" was played at my cousin's wedding. It was glarrious.

Tonight we fiesta while tomorrow they die,

Certainly, a gentleman MUST live by a certain set of rules, even should that the contents of that set differ amongst us.

Can't deal with this lack of closure,

Wouldn't it be funny if like, 5 songs were leaked right now?

She says it right there, the demo's half. Just ignore the rest of that sentence, it'll all make sense.