Donita Sparks is a true entrepreneur.

This makes me wonder if maybe Franco did knock up this commenter's sister and he's super pissed about it but can't really do anything.

#Dawes

Run the Jewels 4: Run Them Run Them More

Dear The Onion,

Eleventy twenty four percentage sciency? I am not good with the numbers, but I can draw and flip the bird to THE MAN.

Toy Buicks, as far as I can tell. They might be full size but without a regularsized human for scale, it's impossible to be sure.

Money, sure. But a pie? Lagniappe my ass.

Eh, needs more testing. Let's… REDISTRIBUTE all of his wealth, to me, and we'll see if I'm better than him at that point in time.

well how the fuck am I supposed to get anywhere then!?

I've heard the "hola" add on for Chrome and FF works well for this kind of situation.

Well it does make the situation worse! How we white folk sposed to pretend we're not racist if people want to use "facts" and "clearly recorded incidents" and "nauseatingly familiar circumstances" and "history" to point out that maybe white hegemony is kind of, a little bit, you know, not as beneficial to non-whites?…

Who roofies marsupials!?

nice try but dude it is right there in her NAME.

There are multiple Strike novels already?

"tuesday"

In her defense, she's been pleasantly surprised by using the same tactics in more intimate situations.

… up to Fear of the Dark.

The Beast has been deafened by decades of rock n roll, you see.

Haven't seen faux f-holes since like 1991.