trashcan man
Anybody else think Crispin Glover would make a wonderful Trashcan Man? I can almost picture the scenes with him being raped by the Kid, who would have to be played by a dwarf. Anyone who's seen Glover's own movies would assume that Glover would probably love playing the role, especially the…

Happiness first?
My lady friend has not seen "Happiness". Aside from whether or not "Life During Wartime" is a good film will she be totally lost because she hasn't seen it?

Top 5 Kinks albums
Whatya think?

Not looking is as tough as not looking at people with lots of moles and freckles. Can't not.

John Primer, a true blues gentleman.

Brakhage historian Fred Camper
Mr. Camper came to Southern Illinois University several years ago to take part in a short Brakhage retrospective put together by the film department. He's a really smart guy, and I have to say he can drink many a pudgy film student under the table, and he also has a giant penis ( I…

fondle
If you ever get a chance to see some of the old episodes Linkletter did they can be very uncomfortable. He would constantly rub kid's knees and legs while interviewing them, fondling and all. Pretty despicable.

he ate my mother's titties
I like Korine for the fact that he let me know at what point Hitler came into the Bible and at what point he left.

Casino Royale
When they said "Original Battle Royale" I thought they meant "Original Casino Royale", the 007 spoof with Orson Welles, Peter Sellers, Woody Allen… I think that one would benefit from 3-D.

brulesrules doctorstevebrule
foryourhealth!

Chicken Lady
It's where I met my first boyfriend.

PG-13 Rating?
Can I take my kids to see this show?

Un-Locke
Is he still very disappointed in all of us?

You're fired, Keenan. Drunkard.
Hypocrite warning.

moles, freckles
I wish Conan was being interviewed by Andy Rooney, with the discussion covering everything from moles to freckles. Rooney has several moles, and Conan has a lot of freckles (of course being red-headed).

fun
I saw Gogol in St. Louis this last summer. I danced all night- fat and sweaty. My fat and sweaty girlfriend danced all night too. We actually were staying next door at the same hotel that Mr. Hutz was also at and saw him in the lobby. I told him how excited we were to see his show but he looked at us like we…