Birdies :)

We're mildly amused.

I see what you did there.

Done.

My elder sister and mother will be sad, though.

Can he keep his neat beard?

Just don't kill off Reed and Doom like that bullshit mid-90s storyline.

Only if you bring back Lyja Laserfist. I like Lyja Laserfist.

The meth states really love Orange is the New Black, I see.

Said it before, saying it again: Someone needs to put me in charge of Marvel Comics. I'll fire Bendis and make things nice again.

Kind of looks like Aubrey Plaza, he does. She would be ideal to play him.

Like I said, I'm sick so my brain is wonky

Well, he's called a serial killer. But we didn't actually see any victims until the morgue scene. The thing with the nurses coming in with the IVs and hooking up the people around the table, I thought, meant that the people around the table came to the killer's hospital and ended up dying. Doesn't explain why the…

It took me awhile to realize that the five people we saw at the beginning, with the exception of his daughter, were his victims.

I actually am surprised that Spider-Pig hasn't become a regular supporting character. Much like other movie characters Colin and Huge Saggy Boobed Inuit Woman, he has been all but forgotten. :(

So, Westworld got fucked over royally in the awards department? Not cool, Golden Globes.

Oh! Golden Globes are on tonight! Oh…oh…Jimmy Fallon, huh? Yeah, I'm skipping this year.

NOT A GREAT JOB, INTERNET!!! NOT A GREAT JOB!

Hulu is a pal and a confidante.

I'd watch a half hour Let's Play with Conan O'Brien. For real.