I want to be into a big ass coffin vacuum sealed with all my possessions and a pair of scissors in my hand when I pass away.

Awww, no Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre?

Oooo, I don't know if I can watch the documentary. I have a feeling I'll be crying one minute in.

I'm hyped!

No one can top Lauren Bacall or Albert Finney. No one. I mean, David Suchet made a good Poirot, but Finney's felt more likeable.

I read that as the "Santa Claus Diet" at first.

Starz, you better get on that Five Nights at Freddie's documentary soon.
Showtime, I expect much from your SCP Foundation expose.
Cinemax, nobody gives a shit.

I'm into dudes

Oh, no, this will all be in the theaters. It's going to be his big comeback after the Waterworld debacle. A cult debacle, but a debacle nonetheless.

Moral of this is NEVER FUCK WITH THE WENDY'S MASCOT!!!!

Mary's fleeing from Sherlock only to find him in Morocco reminded me that one Droopy cartoon with the bad guy fleeing Droopy only to find him in the North Pole. It played out precisely like that.

Well, I didn't get the damn bird, alright.

Oooooo, it's going to be a long while before Game of Thrones comes back. Dammit, Winter!

Well, Happy New Year, all.

…..? Sorry, I'm slow on the uptake. It's the Autism Spectrum along with only having a small reference pool.

YOU DON'T SAY!!!

2016 - One of the most evil years on the Christian calendar.

Emulator. I own the first two, also, but it's easier to play on an emulator.

NO STARDEW VALLEY!?!?!?!?!?

So, does this mean they'll have to cancel NCIS and Survivor in order to afford the payout? I'm cool with that. Just leave my Hawaii 5-0 alone.