I don't know about you guys, but DJ Zebo sounds FUCKING AWESOME.

I don't know about you guys, but DJ Zebo sounds FUCKING AWESOME.

The episode "How Are Things In Glocca Morra?" does not feature that subplot, but a later episode does. Neither of you are hallucinating.

The episode "How Are Things In Glocca Morra?" does not feature that subplot, but a later episode does. Neither of you are hallucinating.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

I think the ridiculous onsite art installations would beg to differ with you.

I think the ridiculous onsite art installations would beg to differ with you.

I did the Weezer Cruise, and it was fucking awesome. I imagine the Coachella Cruise would sink under the weight of its own pretentiousness.

I did the Weezer Cruise, and it was fucking awesome. I imagine the Coachella Cruise would sink under the weight of its own pretentiousness.

The feelings this monologue inspires inside me every time I watch this movie are similar to that of Bill Pullman's big speech in "Independence Day." I am easily manipulated by motivational, patriotic dialogue, is what I'm trying to say.

The feelings this monologue inspires inside me every time I watch this movie are similar to that of Bill Pullman's big speech in "Independence Day." I am easily manipulated by motivational, patriotic dialogue, is what I'm trying to say.

Have you ever heard the bonus tracks to that album? "Uptight" and "The Hives Meet The Norm." Also just as essential, in my book.

Have you ever heard the bonus tracks to that album? "Uptight" and "The Hives Meet The Norm." Also just as essential, in my book.

"Can I Say" is definitely not the only Dag Nasty record with Dave Smalley on vocals. Both "Four On The Floor" and "Minority Of One" were fronted by him.

He sounds like he's got that special kind of sadness*.

Well, I edited all of Dawes' songs into a single track and apparently it's the greatest fucking thing anyone's ever heard.

In related news, Fox refuses to give up on that sweet Laurel Canyon sound of Dawes.

I came, but only just a little.

And with this news, my fiancee just sold her two Rock Hall induction tickets for $1500 to someone who has way too much money to spend on reliving their glory years. Thanks, Axl and Slash! We'll send you a wedding invite.