It got a "Who???" reaction from me n' the missus.

[golf clap]

"It's a sweaterrr! A sweater!"

No way Nathan Rabin wrote this. 1100 words? Nary a mention of his childhood or unrelated pop culture ephemera? Impostor! What have you done with our Nabin?

Korn: All Chaff, No Wheat

Good point. Sure, a ghost writer's responsibilities will vary from one book/subject to the next. But surely the prime directive has to be "start with what the subject has to say, and then make it not suck".

Strange that my browser doesn't want me to reply to your most recent post - perhaps it hopes that this thread will go ahead and die.

Agreed, of course.

Or old, as the dissenting opinion implied.

Here's the thing… The bear doesn't actually masturbate: he just kind of jiggles his balls.
False advertising is no laughing matter.

Your example contradicts your conclusion.

Were i unmarried, i would be desirous of sexual relations with this Rihanna person.  (With lots of protection.)

Wow. That is one tiny URL.

O hello, Ms McKinney. Nice to figuratively meet you.

I sort-of-chuckled several times, which is more than i can say for the night's Simpsons or Family Guy. Not side-splitting by any means, but enjoyable.
I actually liked the kid, found his Big Shot Forced to Talk to the Help routine clever. My wife, i'm confident, did not.
I hope i get the chance to watch some more before…

Sample lyric that proves Lloyd Cole should be getting more love 'round these parts:
"You're such a European SOB," she said / "How could you ever live without your irony?"

Yeah, but
Does he return home?

Also: Wal-Mart, not Wal-Mart's.

Keep in mind, too…
"Fly from Here" is a leftover track from the DRAMA days.

Toby Keith sounds like Built to Spill?
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT!