Challenge: find me any record of a Tracy Morgan level stand-up saying any of the following sentences within the past year:

Is it just me, or did that not make any damn sense?
"What's that? This kid I was about to kill says I should just go home? Huh, never thought of that—okay, time to use the magic I've apparently had this whole time and suddenly come through on that spaceship I've inexplicably been struggling to build for decades, the…

YES perfect excuse to watch this series again.
Fuck securing permanent employment.

Solaris, The Great Dictator, and Shoeshine
1) holy shit awesome week and 2) what the hell does it take to get an A around here?

Surprising utility of this album:
Killer soundtrack to heavy lifting. We're moving a bunch of furniture around at work, and this album pumps me right the fuck up.

Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Shit, I say we oggle both of them.

HA! Pretzels.

Cloisonne is my jam.
I love these guys.

The point is not whether they are in fact giants—hell, they might be Dr. Spock's backup band for all we know. The point is that everyone needs to hang on tighter to keep from being thrown to the wolves.

of cock?

Jesus Christ.
Human life feels utterly devoid of meaning right now.

It's a glandular problem.

And just like that, it was over.

[e]
What's up with these [e]s in dotted red boxes in the top left corner of some avatars?

Wow, I uh…
I never realized Bambi was supposed to be really good. I'll have to catch up with it.

I read this in high school, and got a small scholarship writing a paper on how wrong it was and why.

A.V. Club: come for smart pop culture commentary, stay for the multiple talking horse people apparently.

This looks awesomely ridiculous.
I hope the whole movie is exactly this serious.