I just watched and I think I am tapping out.

The low humidity and lack of sunlight allows all things in Sweden to stay fresh. It is why everyone looks like jailbait until their sixties.

ABBA won Eurovision on 18 May and "The Winner Takes It All" was released on 10 August.

Their wide brow is a give-away.

It's easy to knock Chris Hardwick, but I like him for one simple reason: he dragged himself out of the gutter. He was a bloated, D-list celebrity drunk in the mold of Jeff Conaway going nowhere. And just starting with a podcast, he managed to build himself a nerdpire and bag a Hearst in the process.

Yes, that Swiss clinic Merv Griffin uses has been keeping me alive.

I really ought to have been born in the 1920s, though that means I'd probably be dead on some island in the Pacific.

Don't forget, a lot of them didn't drink because day drinking was for sots or Episcopalians.

"I knew all the numbers of the Mozart Köchels."

Demographically, they are waiting to die.

Another freakin' season? Good Lord, I can't operate heavy machinery as it is from watching the last one.

Jimi Hendrix died from watching Love Story.

I was playing poker in a casino and this kid who decided that based on two episodes of ESPN's World Series of Poker, a hoodie, sunglasses, and an iPod, he was ready to make some loot with his graduation money.

I loved this show and I wish they didn't wipe so many. What made the show amazing was besides the regular B-list celebrities you got on there like Rose Marie, Charley Weaver, and Paul Lynde, you got some serious star power on the show Dionne Warwick, Burt Reynolds, George C. Scott as just three that come to mind.

And the dykes ate pussy with a knife and fork.

He and Charles Nelson Reilly were the only ones I remember. And, I don't recall people thinking Paul Lynde was gay, strange as that may seem. Liberace also got away with it, especially since the 1970s were already so extravagant. Elton John, too.

I watched the movie last week. It was pretty fun, if only because there was no explanation for anything.

Medieval.

Texas has a whorehouse in it!

I am starting to think it is better than Netflix.