That's not true. I believe DeLorean's sell for $25,000. If memory serves, some guy in Texas bought out all the parts from Ireland. And he makes the cars new, but with engines that work and electrical systems that don't catch fire.

I knew when Stephanie commented upon the corn silk and that she'd go down, it was over for her.

You know something, Anne Frank would have been a Belieber. Her diary makes many mentions of popular film stars and she had photos torn from magazines pasted to the walls. Anne Frank was a typical teenager with their hopeless crushes and romanticized view of the cute.

The plus side is TSA gets a finger to the third knuckle each time I fly domestic.

I've sat through Solaris three times and I think it is brilliant. And that film is like watching paint dry. I am going to be completely inarticulate when explaining my weird feeling about this film. However, it is about alienation in modern society, so perhaps it worked.

I like the film, but I see your point. This is hard to explain, but my problem with the film is it is so damned French. Now, I am an American who speaks French [stops to pat back] and I love French films (well, some of them). But there comes a point where this film becomes a little too twee. I have a hard time with…

The chef who taught me often said two things:

Yeah, but they aren't using lavalier mics. I am guessing some poor kids are holding onto booms for dear life in the middle of all that chaos.

OK, I have to remember this is a television show. I have to remember reality is not reality. The last couple weeks, I got a little hoodie-hoo and hodie-ho. (I'd like to thank the fine folks at Hendrick's for adding to my snark those weeks.) I stand by my comments. I could have phrased it with a bit more love.

The correct answer is the concert at which Ted Wass performs in Oh, God! You Devil.

"For the Good Times" is one of my favorite songs. Best "One Fuck for the Road" song ever.

I was sort of using the Royal We when I mentioned the tattoo.

I find midgets more frightening.

God, I loved Gore Vidal.

Paglia is in Time this week:

This is the only country where denigration of the nation is not only taught but encouraged. Jingoism or chauvinism is rightfully taught in relation to history (for children) elsewhere.

You know I am pro-E.Buzz, so hear me out. However, the Founders were against two things: monarchy and democracy. That is why we are supposed to be a republic. They know the mob ultimately is stupid. They live for the moment. The one true democracy in Athens was a complete failure.

OK, don't judge because I am home with bronchitis and whacked off of cold medicine. I am watching The Hollywood Squares on the Hulu. The old-old school show, like 1968 old school. And here's the thing: everyone is really smart. (They announce at the beginning of the show that the stars are "briefed" but not given the…

I loved this show first because I am thrilled to see Lizzy Caplan being put to good use. Some of it is on the nose. But what I am most curious about is how close to reality they are keeping it. I might go and read Thomas Maier's biography of them. I enjoy watching things which stir up an interest. I mean, did Libby…

In the sense it made scads of money and has a sequel. It is said Routh's movie is good (I don't remember liking it) but he got no sequel.