It is not like it is a shock. He got a documentary. And in order to get a documentary done about you, you must either fascinate Errol Morris or live an alternative lifestyle.

It is not like it is a shock. He got a documentary. And in order to get a documentary done about you, you must either fascinate Errol Morris or live an alternative lifestyle.

Puppets are evil. It is as simple as that.

Puppets are evil. It is as simple as that.

What is worse: A kid who wants to sing a song or the parents who instead of, say, giving her music lessons or teaching her to write, spends thousands of dollars to produce a song?

What is worse: A kid who wants to sing a song or the parents who instead of, say, giving her music lessons or teaching her to write, spends thousands of dollars to produce a song?

He is quite young. You think of people who get that as being in their 70s or 80s. Rita Hayworth got it in her 50s, from what I gather.

He is quite young. You think of people who get that as being in their 70s or 80s. Rita Hayworth got it in her 50s, from what I gather.

Mine was when I was 12. "The Big Chill" was on HBO and my parents as well as my cousin and his wife were watching. Meg Tilly mentions the deceased and she had sex the night before he killed himself, to which William Hurt replies, "At least he went out with a bang and not a whimper."

Mine was when I was 12. "The Big Chill" was on HBO and my parents as well as my cousin and his wife were watching. Meg Tilly mentions the deceased and she had sex the night before he killed himself, to which William Hurt replies, "At least he went out with a bang and not a whimper."

If that was only true about Thanksgiving and Christmas at my mother's.

If that was only true about Thanksgiving and Christmas at my mother's.

I have a friend who loves Philip Roth. I even got him a signed edition for his birthday. But he'd buy me Roth novels all the time, trying to get me into it. I couldn't do it. I got halfway through Portnoy's Complaint and my prudishness came through. Maybe now, a decade later, I could read it. Who knows. Though I am…

I have a friend who loves Philip Roth. I even got him a signed edition for his birthday. But he'd buy me Roth novels all the time, trying to get me into it. I couldn't do it. I got halfway through Portnoy's Complaint and my prudishness came through. Maybe now, a decade later, I could read it. Who knows. Though I am…

Waylon and Madame was not a ventriloquism act. He was merely a puppeteer doing a voice.

Waylon and Madame was not a ventriloquism act. He was merely a puppeteer doing a voice.

Bourdain is the luckiest coke-addled line cook in the world.

Bourdain is the luckiest coke-addled line cook in the world.

It is one of my faves.

It is one of my faves.