I'll say this, Skyfall better not be some Who Farted art film. I want breasts. I want jokes. I want gadgets. I want some of the pastiche that made the movies fun. Sitting through Quantum of Solace and watching Bond walk around with his eye welling up was way too painful. (It was, however, beautifully filmed.)

I'll say this, Skyfall better not be some Who Farted art film. I want breasts. I want jokes. I want gadgets. I want some of the pastiche that made the movies fun. Sitting through Quantum of Solace and watching Bond walk around with his eye welling up was way too painful. (It was, however, beautifully filmed.)

Yeah, but he is cutting albums and crap.

Yeah, but he is cutting albums and crap.

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After that we had MacFarlane, who is not my favorite person as previously established, and he mostly did Family Guy voices and sang like a crooner in his monologue—which are two things I can’t stand."

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After that we had MacFarlane, who is not my favorite person as previously established, and he mostly did Family Guy voices and sang like a crooner in his monologue—which are two things I can’t stand."

Kids, I am very pro-Octopussy.

Kids, I am very pro-Octopussy.

And he lied. He said he wouldn't bother us anymore.

And he lied. He said he wouldn't bother us anymore.

I use Amish Internet service. Jedidiah tells me the story of Laugh-In and its showcase of the English heathens. Meanwhile Mary and Sarah draw charcoal portraits of what they imagine the principals involved resemble.

I use Amish Internet service. Jedidiah tells me the story of Laugh-In and its showcase of the English heathens. Meanwhile Mary and Sarah draw charcoal portraits of what they imagine the principals involved resemble.

There is only one Phoenix. River has passed and we ought not get this ersatz Phoenix. I don't like it. I just don't like it.

There is only one Phoenix. River has passed and we ought not get this ersatz Phoenix. I don't like it. I just don't like it.

The best Bond theme is actually You Only Live Twice. It is binary in its sweet yet plaintive singing. It is also the most musical of all the theme songs. It is just a lovely song. It also has not been covered well. Björk, well she can't sing but you aren't allowed to say that because she is batshit crazy. And Coldplay…

The best Bond theme is actually You Only Live Twice. It is binary in its sweet yet plaintive singing. It is also the most musical of all the theme songs. It is just a lovely song. It also has not been covered well. Björk, well she can't sing but you aren't allowed to say that because she is batshit crazy. And Coldplay…

Am I the only person who cannot stand Seth MacFarlane? I mean to the point of not being able to look at him? I don't think Family Guy is funny. And as much as I want to pleasure Mark Wahlberg, I will not see Ted.

Am I the only person who cannot stand Seth MacFarlane? I mean to the point of not being able to look at him? I don't think Family Guy is funny. And as much as I want to pleasure Mark Wahlberg, I will not see Ted.

Peggy's arc is a little different in that she is young and full of beans. Her story has been one of my favorite parts of Mad Men and I am wondering what will happen to her. Pete's story is another I love. Yes, he is a slime, but he is also one of the most talented there and gets a lot of accounts. His heartbreak that…

Peggy's arc is a little different in that she is young and full of beans. Her story has been one of my favorite parts of Mad Men and I am wondering what will happen to her. Pete's story is another I love. Yes, he is a slime, but he is also one of the most talented there and gets a lot of accounts. His heartbreak that…