I believe if you have more than $10,000 in cash, you have to file forms with the Department of the Treasury. And, let's say you were pulled over because of a traffic infringement and had $100,000 cash on your person, as our currency is loaded with cocaine, they would impound the money for suspicion of drugs and…

I believe if you have more than $10,000 in cash, you have to file forms with the Department of the Treasury. And, let's say you were pulled over because of a traffic infringement and had $100,000 cash on your person, as our currency is loaded with cocaine, they would impound the money for suspicion of drugs and…

I forgot about Pat Garret and Billy the Kid.

I forgot about Pat Garret and Billy the Kid.

I love this season because I couldn't figure out how they'd do a fifth without pulling some Weeds-like shit. It all makes sense, it is character-driven, and you aren't slapping yourself in the head going, "Oh for the love of Pete!"

I love this season because I couldn't figure out how they'd do a fifth without pulling some Weeds-like shit. It all makes sense, it is character-driven, and you aren't slapping yourself in the head going, "Oh for the love of Pete!"

I am the most cynical bastard on the planet, next to, of course, Maury Povich, and I practically sob at movies. Rocky still gets me (he went the distance, man). I wept like a fat chick at a high school dance the other week when I watched Good Will Hunting for the first time. Oh, man. Yeah, ha ha, I am a weeper. It so…

I am the most cynical bastard on the planet, next to, of course, Maury Povich, and I practically sob at movies. Rocky still gets me (he went the distance, man). I wept like a fat chick at a high school dance the other week when I watched Good Will Hunting for the first time. Oh, man. Yeah, ha ha, I am a weeper. It so…

Don't laugh, I worked in pediatrics for a time, where you really see the vanguard of names for all these future special and gifted children. The stunning array of spellings for Britany (Anglocized version of a region in France) is nothing short of spellbinding. No one gives a kid a good, sturdy name like John or Mary,…

Don't laugh, I worked in pediatrics for a time, where you really see the vanguard of names for all these future special and gifted children. The stunning array of spellings for Britany (Anglocized version of a region in France) is nothing short of spellbinding. No one gives a kid a good, sturdy name like John or Mary,…

You sound like one of those people who upbraid other parents for not raising their children vegan.

You sound like one of those people who upbraid other parents for not raising their children vegan.

Ebert's an odd duck though. He can deal with a movie just being entertainment and not aspire to be some hoo-hoo Who Farted-fest. A lot of critics only like a movie if it is released by Sony Pictures Classics. I won't see the movie because I don't like anyone in it. But his reviews tend to walk right down the middle of…

Ebert's an odd duck though. He can deal with a movie just being entertainment and not aspire to be some hoo-hoo Who Farted-fest. A lot of critics only like a movie if it is released by Sony Pictures Classics. I won't see the movie because I don't like anyone in it. But his reviews tend to walk right down the middle of…

"She's in rehab!"

"She's in rehab!"

I refuse to watch it for this simple reason: kids are less annoying when they have British accents. If Harry Potter was American, you'd want to beat those kids senseless. The Inbetweeners rocked because they had accents. Simple as that.

I refuse to watch it for this simple reason: kids are less annoying when they have British accents. If Harry Potter was American, you'd want to beat those kids senseless. The Inbetweeners rocked because they had accents. Simple as that.

Rock 'n' Roll: it's the music of rebellion.

Rock 'n' Roll: it's the music of rebellion.