I'm halfway thru and I feel bad for everyone who has screen time. Forget the offensive shit. The "low-hanging fruit" jokes are misfire after misfire.

Bridges loves the Eagles, actually. The Dude does not.

Traitor?! Don't you mean "patriot"? It's patriotic to pine for secession and worship the Confederacy. You can be a neo-Nazi and call yourself a patriot. The only traitors are libtards.

"Walt Jr. is a stone-cold hero, throwing himself in front of his mother
after that terrifying knife fight (seriously, Rian, the way the knife
kept swinging into extreme closeup is going to give me nightmares) and
calling 911"

FWIW, Gravity's Rainbow is next in my queue.  I should hit Bleeding Edge around 2047.

Seriously fuck you, Dads. Martin Mull deserves better than this.
(sniff… we'll always have Get a Life and Arrested Development, Martin…)

That sentence alone made me check to see if this was WB/CW. Nope. It's Fox. I give it 1 season.

Dude.

At least she didn't let him cum inside her. That's something, right?

Your shithead aristocratic ancestors were fucking traitors who got away with murder and left a legacy that still fucks up the rest of the country to this day. Your shithead Texan Fred Koch co-founded the John Birch Society and gave birth to the biggest shiteads living today, The Koch Brothers (TM). THANKS AGAIN, SOUTH.

For laughs, I can always count on CBB and The Soup.

"I NEED TO FUCK SOMETHING!" — Al Swearengen

You know, after Labor Day and Gangster Squad, you'd think Brolin likes making movies with "an almost comical onslaught of clichés".

Better? Maher has come full circle. He chastises Snowden, saying it's better
for Americans to keep their heads in the sand when it comes to national security. Why? SUITCASE NUKES!!!!!!!!!!!

goddamn motherfuckin ACLU

See, that's Iowa. Gotta move to Florida. If you're the one still standing, the law is on your side. Also, aiming for the legs? What amateurs! In Florida, everyone knows that you can't have a plaintiff if they ain't breathing.

http://oi41.tinypic.com/i6w…

Yeah, there were a few songs in the 90s where I'm thinking "I'm fucking to to this song…? Really? Alright, go with it."

My wife on a long car ride: "I noticed you skipped over all the U2 songs. Why?"

And how did Hitler endure Goebbels' oeuvre?
"Goebbels! This is shit! I'm—"
"Mein Fuhrer! Please! No!"
"I'M SWITCHING IT OFF!!!!"
(click)
(audible gasps)
Hitler storms off in disgust
Goebbels falls to the ground, sobbing uncontrollably
ENDE…?