ANIMATION DUMB-A-NATION!

Not so different from the Monster High Dolls. Search for "monster high doll werewolf" as an example.

But it's okay if black people get to say their crack tastes like apple pie? Typical libtards.

He was the successor to Spuds McKenzie, right?

She must have amazing feet, according to Google search's autocomplete, anyway.

@avclub-1f5b519cde67ac0d0fcab419aa3048a4:disqus Sounds like a recurring SNL sketch. "That's Privileged Lena for you!"

Pretend I'm saying it with the eloquence of Anthony Hopkins, as he and Emma Thompson did, repeatedly, in Remains of the Day.

I'm in love with a Chinaman.
:-(

Lola is best when she's all coked up

Do shut up, Portia.

Zoidberg had a ton of good lines in this episode. 

@avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus "Oooooh, Popeye!"

"…saved by a handful of wealthy individuals—rather than thanks to the grassroots effort"

Agreed. He should have gone to Russia and blown himself up in the Kremlin. THAT would have been effective and far more worthy of a slow clap.

Nah. More of a Shins bench.

If you say so…

SPOILER: Mel Gibson's character in Forever Young dies a horrible, agonizing death by hyper-accelerated aging. His star-crossed lover screams in horror as he crumbles to dust in her arms.

Just reading the title in the RSS feed, I knew which episode it was. Ugh. Thanks for that.

I was never confused, but I know that it's the punchline of a racist joke

@avclub-da518aecddbf5c94588f53562012c452:disqus Abrams doesn't care about Star Trek, either, so you must be his target audience.