Just watch Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan; it's what Abrams raided to cobble together this patchwork of shit.

Kutcher fails to create Jobs

Does Forrest Gump make a cameo?

You're right. I'd never trust a critic who gave Star Trek: Into Darkness anything higher than a D, let alone a B.

True, but it will be his only regret.

Like everyone said, it's the bad taste of dead Deadwood. According to HBO, they offered Milch to finish up Deadwood or go straight to John from Cinc. He more or less said "fuck Deadwood".

Stunt baby role already taken. Sorry.

Jesus Christ!

I'm in love with delivery room Arlene.

@avclub-04aaf6bb57192f12fc4b7f218044a584:disqus I nominate Ford's epic eye-roll when Ginger Spice gave George Lucas a lapdance on stage at some Lucas-worship event.

… and until then, go buy some big-boy pants.

Speaking of Deadwood, which show do you think is better at aping Deadwood: Copper or Hell on Wheels?

Tommy Lee Jones v Harrison Ford: GRUMP!

Maybe it wasn't a typo… Maybe I was imagining Will Smith meme saying it, e.g. "WELCOME TO FA FUTURE!"

So does Henry's painting of Ritz Crackers!

He died of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

I'm more curious to know how BTFF plays to people who were born in the early 1990s.

You know, for kids!

No props to Planes

Pixar's Planes kamikazes into theaters.