We know. We adults had to suffer through your shitty taste in music, too.

Well he's REALLY going to hate The Butler.

Huh. Even the most uncultured people I knew watched it just to laugh at Billy Bob.

"Hey, I hear Fremont Area is getting their own Rapid Transit. (hee hee!)" — East Bay grammar school humor.

I assume Deen will be choking LiLo. Why else hire him?

I'm referring to the racial aspect: white man shooting an unarmed black man. As in Oscar Grant's death, there's a racial component to the Zimmerman/Martin shooting, and it's absent from the trial; it only came up to demonize Martin for calling Zimmerman a cracker (and the coverage of "cracker vs. n-word" won the…

(awaiting Zimmerman's acquittal to be joyously announced by Mark Fuhrman on Fox News)

Speaking of hippos: https://twitter.com/UberFac…

Caption: "Sorry, sweetheart. No fatties. Next!"

I want to gay-marry this article

Star Trek: Into Darkness got a B+ here. And I'll just leave it at that.

Wudy the Wabbit?

but how else would you know there's a drought?

I suppose you thought the trailer for Forrest Gump was a parody?

Except his purpose was to ensure Kevin was at home while the family traveled. Home alone, if you will.

waaaay too dickish to be a woman

Does she actually get buggered? I know it was in her contract, but I had to stop at the 1/3 point so I could smack my coworkers for making me read it.

"Jesus! How do you keep your sallow complexion in this climate?"
"SPF 50, DUDE!!!" (high fives everyone around him)

That's a memory I didn't want necro'd

Spent the day in Toronto to get my picture taken in front of the Moving Pictures building.