Why is this unhealthy? It's precisely what they would be doing in front of marriage counselor sans makeup sex.

People who tell me the same stories fall into a few categories:
1. They are old and don't remember telling me that story.
2. They probably have a lot of stories, but their favorite anecdotes are easily triggered by a variety of stimuli.
3. They have led boring lives. They're not boring people, per se, but they were…

In each case, passionate about fatty food and (insert hateful belief)

Yeah, not sure if he's aping Himmler or MacArthur. He's still
just another delusional chickenhawk who never served a day but
looks in the mirror and sees a warrior.

Pissy and wrong. That's our Daffy!

IT'S A COUNTRY FREE OF CONSEQUENCE!

It's a sign of time passing. Or it's a reflection of you: getting golder, fatter, less attractive, and saying embarrassing things in public.

I was going to say Cary Elwes

He can be the ghost of Jim Morrison in True Romance 2.

Trainwreck? You mean lightning in a bottle.

Also: "Two weeks…. TWO WEEKS"

"NIGGARD, PLEASE!"

"But cupcakes are really hot right now," said 2010.

In this case, one step back… into 1962

It's more fun to shake the bear than to lean on the bear.

"It's not Amway. It's a different product. It's a different quality of product."

Nearly 5 stars in the app store. Christ.

I can't believe I have to wait until 2014 to see the next season of Ripper Street.

"CTRL+Z!!! It does nothing!!!"— Paula Deen

Nancy is Not Happy
:-(