LOTS of laughs in the 2nd episode. I was shocked.

That's one approach: make this with the Children's Hospital cast and crew.

How was he only 30 in True Romance?

It's like Smurf village

How wude!

After all, freedom of speech means sitting there and taking it without complaint.

"Gawd-DAYMMIT! Take yer shit buck't outside, Paw!"

And everyone who went to that address was choked into unconsciousness and sodomized.

SOME PIG!

And later, Will Smith whines about not being able to kill Paula all by himself.

Fleischmann's is more expensive, but it's worth it.

We love you, Superman! Take our freedoms! Keep us safe!

Everyone was bored to tears by the time that happened.

COVER YOURSELF, WHORE

Let's see… calling in airstrikes on their troops?

And you thought Fox News was bad for facts…

If you want Phil to buy a copy, your dad will have to write one on the Alamo.
http://www.amazon.com/The-A…

Her? I mean, who?

How does that get a C+?!

And serial fellatio