Yeah I own a Heat presskit I got from the premiere, so I've seen the photos. I'm saying from the viewer's perspective, it doesn't feel like they're really talking to each other; just taking turns.

They don't even share a single shot together in the diner. It's entirely possible they were talking to stand-ins for the entire scene.

It's the same problem Tom Cruise had with Matt Lauer

Nope. Just a bunch of dumbasses who grew up watching Lost.

At least he ate the "chicken" livers. I usually leave those alone. Eek.

Just like Benjamin Franklin.

(Goes to YouTube) - Jesus Christ, she was.

Papa Roach, Disturbed, Limp Bizkit, 3 Doors Down, Eve 6, and Creed.

I'm off to marry my dad.

…and did Bartles & Jaymes commercials

He switched to a diet of babies

I was referring to Charlie Brown's inability to spell the name of his dog's breed in the spelling bee final.

The pig says "my wife is a slut"

Beagle.

Hard to make clever porn title out of Girls. This may be the one time they get a pass.

Who will Santa bugger this week? Tune in and find out!

Because it's shit.

Don: (sniffs) "Why does it smell like patchouli and B.O… and cμnt?"

Don't be such an Ann hog!

Gunshot
Kid falls dead.
Applause