that's a low bar

Bitch gone Gault!

You know what's fucked up? If you're a mom getting 4 hrs of sleep, half of your grief goes to "who is going to watch the baby for me so I can sleep?!?!?!?!" Infant motherhood can literally drive you insane.

Definitely worth the Ben Affleck notification.
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What?

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS!!!!!!!!!!
(echo)

Milhouse: "Why is he shooting the pretty girl with a tazer?" (sob!)

SOUTHLAND IS BACK!!! (does dance)

That's what I didn't buy. To quote Shakespeare, Hannah unpacks her heart like a common whore but for no reason. And the problem with this, is that we, the rabble audience, know Hannah. Hannah is smart enough to play it cool and stretch out this hot, summer fuck for a week at least(!!!) before going back to the real…

Mwahahaha!  SQUIRM, haters!

Breathe. "Hands to Heaven". FAIL.

The first half was fucking brilliant. The scales reset to zero too easily for my taste. That it ended with broadway melodrama does not earn it extra points.

Buh?

Forget it, Todd. It's America.

"This show garners C-level ratings consistently. LET'S REVIEW IT EVERY WEEK."

Yes. I swear on Jupiter's cock.

This was a great episode for 1st-timers.

Ha! You thought this show was about real geeks.

What? 3-camera Community + laugh track was hysterical.

Um… you're welcome?

I can hear the bones cracking in the ellipses!