Ghandi to Brown: "You want to be awesome like me? You must let the police hit you more. And while they are beating you, tell them to hit you harder. Like this."

(shrug) I thought the orgasm was hot

When people say "Lena Dunham is the voice of her generation," I hope they're referring to Jess; otherwise, Lena Dunham's generation is a bunch of fucking idiots.

"There are lessons to be drawn here about counterterrorist policy" AND APARTHEID

Totally. God has such a low bar for Heaven now.
God: "There's no Bush, no Bin Laden… The Constitution isn't totally shredded… Although, full disclosure, Hootie and the Blowfish will occasionally play on the radio… ALONG WITH NIRVANA AND THEIR NEXT ALBUM!!!!" (does devil horns with his fingers)

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY 30 ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!

No sir, I didn't 5ike it.

Sports! LOL

I, for one, welcome this new bra+skirt fashion trend.

R.I.P. Melon Nick. Your death was hilarious.

Holy shit, so many laughs tonight! The brained Nick effigy pushed it up to A territory for me.

Kenneth Ellen Melon

ermahgerd the rur jur

Unfortunately, American viewers are as dumb as the cops in this show.

So punk!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WE HAVE A NEW POE TOASTER!

The trends say otherwise.

Come on, Silver Linings Playbook. You can beat Zero Dark Thirty. I know you can.

Ben Wyatt: "You know, I'm not sure today's writers of The Simpsons are qualified to make the assertion that Lisa Simpson thinks Settlers of Catan is… lame."

I liked Hawke's Hamlet. Right up to the the ghost of King Hamelt walking into a Pepsi machine as a portal to the underworld. And if that wasn't the killer, then the "to be or not to be" speech delivered in a Blockbuster Video store.