NBCUniversal's comedy-focused over-the-top service Seeso will cost $3.99/mo, with a beta in December and launching in January. Seeso is who picked up Harmonquest.

No.

Ah, well, I got confused because all white men look the same to me.

Hey, that's no way to talk about Colin Jost, Jay Pharoah, Beck Bennett and Kenan Thompson.

Sia is the musical guest. I'm only putting this separately so no-one is misconstrued as being adamantly anti-Sia.

America's long national nightmare is only just beginning: Donald Trump to host SNL on November 7.

America's long national nightmare is over: The CW is canceling Beauty and the Beast after season 4. #beasties

Last Man on Earth update: Will Forte's beard is still glorious.

Looks like those clowns at the Knicks did it again! What a bunch of clowns!

They're killing it tonight. That horrible fake promo for those terrible-looking NBC sitcoms almost seemed real.

Oh, wait, was that an SNL joke? I was assuming it was from CSI: Cyber.

How else are you supposed to fix broken babies?

The Willennial pledge:
* Get jiggy wit it
* Girls ain't nothing but trouble
* If u can't dance, slide

Uh, I don't know what I expected.

Are we posting good news to counteract the sadness?

Shark Tank pitch: "Netflix and Chill", a line of smart refrigerators.

Casting issues, perhaps?

Disney/Pixar has scheduled Cars 3 for for June 16, 2017, has titled its original film scheduled for November 22, 2017 as Coco, Toy Story 4 for June 15, 2018 and The Incredibles 2 for June 21, 2019.

I doubt Disney would appreciate Lars Von Trier's take on the material.

Marvel has announced Ant-Man and The Wasp for July 6 2018