I knew this story wasn't true from the point where you said you bought an album.

How did you forget NBC's proposed Murder She Wrote starring Octavia Spencer?

CBS is already developing a MacGuyver remake, Nancy Drew: 30-year-old NYPD Cop and young Miss Marple this season. I don't know what to say.

In Guitar Hero/Rock Band, unlocking all the songs is a good idea if you're a veteran player, but doing it (and no-fail mode) really screws up the single-player progression curve for new players.

Controversial opinion time: I don't like Yoshi's Island and don't think it's very good platformer. I think its core gameplay mechanics and level design are incredibly clunky, an exercise in frustration and fundamentally not very fun.

I don't know for sure, but I can take a guess: a production company wanted to create a Tim Allen vehicle and they talked to a bunch of veteran writers until they found a pitch they liked.

Early seasons of HIMYM. Before that, some people liked Raymond, but those people are wrong.

I like to think ABC execs enjoy trolling Last Man Standing's viewers by continually putting shows about minorities (or literal aliens) after it.

Obligatory.

CBS is remaking MacGyver. I repeat, CBS is remaking MacGyver. This is not a drill.

Perhaps they already are.

You're thinking of Wanted. This is similar but different, as it's less of a game show.

We get it, you're rich!

"How would you rate Cheetos in terms of fun?" seemed like such a profound question that I wasn't able to answer it before the pop-over survey disappeared.

I've just started to watch The Shield and it's interesting to see the lineage of The Sopranos (and network cop dramas, particularly Homicide/NYPD Blue) to The Shield to The Wire.

Sounds to me like they need to make Kermit more like Liz Lemon.

Happy new TV season, everybody!

I watched Unbroken because I got a free ticket. I wanted my money back.

Pan sounds batshit insane

It's a fighting game, that's pretty much inherent to the genre. You might as well have said "prepare to use button combinations to perform attacking moves".