And then listen to Tatu.

RAYSHHEL!

I went to a midnight showing of The Dark Knight Returns at that level. All I remember is:
1) Before the movie started: Hitting on the girls in the row in front of me.
2) Before the movie started: Getting a chant going of "I SAY UTILITY YOU SAY BELT".
3) Passing out during the previews.
4) Waking up and being like "Hey,…

I'd like to spread HER sheets?

Fun Fact: St. Peter's real name was Shimon. His name was literally one of those sounds Michael Jackson used to make.

Unacceptable. In fact Babe, I'm going to leave you.
BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY

This allowed me to imagine a commercial for Sorry featuring a family of four and Adolf Hitler (brown suit) enjoying a rousing game of Sorry. Thank you.

My names Ghostface Killah and I'm here to say
I'm going on a quest for personal retribution and am bent on saving my community from the grips of crooked authority and urban decay in a whole new way.

His entire career has been this kind of hit and miss pattern.
Also, I find it weird you would put Cell in the hit category. The first 10 pages or so were pretty great, the rest of it was a mess.
I actually really enjoyed Dr. Sleep, though. Really well paced with interesting characters. The Shining connection felt a…

With my luck romantically speaking I would try to woo it and it would end up falling in love with my Kinect.

It can be three things.

IT'S BECAUSE HE'S IN THE ILLUMINATI

I REMEMBER WHEN THAT LINE WAS DELIVERED BY JACK NICHOLDOG

I wish I was dead.

Actually that's probably too wordy for a headline. So, nevermind.

How about: "Malcom In The Middle writer developing roommate comedy for CBS after slipping on banana peel and falling down. (slide whistle, elephant call, fart) then Malcom In The Middle writer looks into the camera and says "Oh boy!" before being covered in green slime that drops from above. quick cuts through shot…

Speaking solely about the Affleck thing, if you think he's racist you flatly don't understand his/harris's point in the argument.
Outside of that debate I don't know enough about him to comment.
And I'm not a big fan of Maher but equating him seriously to Limbaugh is absurd.

Good point…maybe the U's were blank as well? It was probably 20 years ago…now I'm being forced to question the details of all my memories! But oh no, oh god forget the details, what if none of it's real! WHAT IS HAPPENING OH GOD WHO AM I

I remember watching an episode of Wheel of Fortune when I was a kid and this guy had unlocked the following letters: "Who you gonn_ _ _ll Ghostbusters" The guy confidently said "Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle! Who you gonna kill? Ghostbusters!" Pat and everyone turned to stare at him unbelievably for a moment…

Q. How much power do women have in the catholic church?
A. Nun.