"IVE GOT A WARRANT FOR SEARCH AND LEISURE"

The results are in. In the case of av club commentator Enkidium, You are NOT the father.
*Enkidiums mother runs backstage crying*
*Robot King begins dancing on stage yelling "I told you!" over and over.

I was literally just scanning these comments to see if anyone had made a mccarthy/slimer joke before I made one.

I'll take 2 boxes of thin mints.

She's fine, she's actually just gone to live on a farm. She's going to love it there, it's beautiful and has lots of room for her to run and play. Don't you worry.

I'm just worried that this special is going to preempt a rerun of "Are You Being Served?".

*Vince Vaughn walks in wearing a bath robe.

I'd like to see a buddy cop situation where he gets teamed up with Whoopi Goldberg*.

When old ladies are having surgery Gene Simmons is the guy standing there yelling "Jump!"

Most importantly: Trailer Park Boys is back. I'm going to watch it while I get drunk and eat chicken fingers.

You'd think weed be past this by now.

Jesus partied.
-John 11:34

Back in my day when we were wearing a wire our wires had to be plugged into the wall. We'd walk miles dragging this spool of wire along with us just praying none of the criminals would ask us what it was.
And if they asked us if it was a wire or if we were police we had to tell them the truth!
And we were happy to do…

Lars Von Trapp to Shower While Wearing Leg Cast

ITS BEEN AWHILE

"As an actor you have to be able to show a range of emotions, what's your secret."
"Well we all have the emotions inside of us its just finding a way to access them. For me when I need to be happy in a scene, to smile if you will, I just try to remember the last time I purchased a bag of groceries."
"And when you need…

"Everybody ready for the picture? Say cheese!"
No one smiles,
"Aw come on people, smile! Maybe try imagining you just purchased a bag of groceries!"
Everybody smiles.

"What's he so happy about?"
"Oh, him? He just purchased a bag of grocieries."

"Think of that the next time you smile after purchasing a bag of groceries."

Chip and Dale: Special Victims Unit.