"Hayaoooooo!!!" -Ed Mcmahon

I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment!

WHAT!?!? NO!!!

GOOGLE CHROME IS AN INSIDE JOB
AND A FALSE FLAG OPERATION
GOOGLE CHROME IS AN INSIDE FLAG JOB

Life's not fare.

Who can take a taco shell, shove inside some meat
Cover it with cheese and add some old lettuce too
The taco bell employee, oh the taco bell employee can
The taco bell employee can and he does it at mimimum wage and it's not legally food.

If you're on The Blaze using words like antediluvian and sisyphean the people you're talking to probably don't even understand most of what you are saying.

Bell Biv DeVoe?

As someone with a speck in his eye, I'd like to point out this speck in my eye is really irritating.

I think he misheard "baby pranks" as "baby spanks" and had no choice but to join the coversation to rant against spanking for an hour and a half.

Actually that was from the XFM show. From the segment they used to do where Karl would edit himself into a movie. So, since it was prerecorded they didnt have a chance to berate him until after.

Karl:Well, nothing. You're out to rip us off. I bet it's about four quid for a coffee there. Always ripping people off, that's what annoys me with these trips, you get us in the middle of nowhere, we're dying of thirst, I'm not-I'll do without. The reason I've come here, I believe this is where they did, er, Planet Of…

"When I was a young waaaarrrthogggg!"

Did he decide this before or after somebody put something in his drink?

Edit: Beaten to the punch.

Eno? That ol' sourpuss!

And then what happened.

Turk 181: Origins

Someone needs to yank that tooth out already.

Two weeks ago I had a father and a home. Then I lost that. Then I had a mother and a father. Then I lost them. Then i had a mother and I lost her. Then I had a father again. Then a mother. So there was an overlap there where I did again have a mother AND a father but then I lost the father. So I just had a mother.…