No one should ever have pigfarmer's itch…
Sometimes I gripe about being born into late shitty 20th century America, but fact of the matter is most other times I wish I could have been born into I would have died easily a dozen times growing up from coal cough, possum pox, clappsy, Horgman's Disease, blue fever,…

Woodhouse is the dad then, right?
I took it with withdrawing Woodhouse running across the screen right as Archer was pulling out a flask to wax poetic on his bloodline's substance abuse problems was a nod to the fact that he's Archer's dad?

After the third date…
"I like the clothing in the Lights Out pilot, but I'm going to want to see something more, something that distinguishes this from every other show just like it, before it takes the step up from very, very good to great."

Anyone else worried…
…that all the scientists hemming and hawwing about 'not having any more FRESH samples, I need FRESH samples' and the fact that a group of folk just showed up at his front door is going to just roll down the hill into Cliche Mad Scientist Town?

What kills me about that idea, especially given the geographic context of this show, is that it just seems so obvious to heard to the coast and the Carolinas and just hole up on one of the thousands of islands along the coastline.

"…and "custodian" instead of "janitor,""

Christ, let's all be honest with the spoilers. If you didn't realize Rick's actions were going to cause those two planes to crash and he was going to end up proposing to Megan when they were out in California, you clearly weren't paying attention to this season anyway.

I'll buy the zombie apocalypse….
…but unless it's still been a relatively short amount of time/people are a bunch of squares, would cigarettes and drugs REALLY last that long into a very stress inducing situation?

Call me a sucker for foreplay but…
…the new opening credits didn't exactly thrill me. And by thrill me, I mean give me an erection the way his old opening credits did.

I'll concede, Yuengling hasn't always had the most 'forward thinking' marketing strategies.

Say what you will…
But telling a girl that you're going to date Dre-ape her really seems like it'd take the edge off.

Man, Ted…
…first scoring with a milf like Skylar, then this young broad? No shame, player. No shame.

My 2nd grade teacher still used corporal punishment when I had her in semi-rural Pennsylvania, and I'm only 22.

It's been done before and cliche as hell BUT…
….but did anyone else think for a fraction of a second that Allison was knocked up?

Scene: Prom night, Inspiration Point
Oh? What's that Warner Bros? No. I probably shouldn't have another wine cooler. I feel light headed enough as it is. I really should get home. Hey! Stop it Warner Bros! That's my childhood! No! No means no! Stop! Don't rape my childhoooooood…!

Episode's title
So what the fuck in that episode constituted 'The Good News'? The only 'bright' spot is Joan should theoretically still be able to get knocked up by Doc von Rapenheimer and the struggling company had a pretty decent year but is still struggling.

Greatest song.

Doesn't she make a comment regarding how she slept as relatively pain free? I know she had the leg and all, but I figured her new passion for weed coupled with excuse sounding too cute to be true was her acknowledging that she might not be all well.

I stand corrected.

Lee and Jane
I'm not an expert on closeted gay drunk men at Christmas parties in the '60s, so was Lee's grabbing on Jane indicative of a) really trying to get to Roger coupled with the heart attack crack, b) indication that he's more or less bi (he's apparently married) or c) some really clutch, albeit douchetastic,…