Sorry Jorge, props to Cherry. Who else would have the balls to point out that a Soviet missile sub hid in Stockholm harbor . . . because Swedes don't go in corners?
Well, maybe that Coju Puffyface character pictured above.

Regardless of who came up with that definition, that's a good one. It would also make Gene Hackman the gold standard, but Hackman can carry movies as well.

Did you guys check out the Candy-Shaped Rat Poison Convention as well?

So the answer, then, is to transport her back the 70s. Everybody wins, I think. She gets good roles, and we're spared the bad ones.

COCKTAILS
I graduated from an American public high school, but I only count five cocktails described in the story. What was the sixth?

I don't think Cary Grant was a believable submarine captain in "Operation Petticoat," but I always liked this line of his:
"I like having gray hair. That way I can worry without it showing."

Finest kind, Hawk. See you in the States.