Trying to track down that Machiavelli quote of Phillip's. Discourses on Livy? The Florentine Histories? Google can't seem to find it.

@avclub-2bf7bb353a1107a5d5c41d1ff4c624cb:disqus @avclub-057859d502ee9201857e867efb89d225:disqus @avclub-a9f5102dde8ca6e2ef0b18e777e918ed:disqus I say we form a Fantasy Survivor Fantasy AV Club Commenter league. Which AV Club commenter will win it all? My money's on Judge Reinhold.

At Tribal Council I was surprised Erik didn't let Francesca use his immunity idol.

Eddie: "We're the two best looking people out here… just sayin'. So of course we're goin' to form an alliance."

Also, Malcolm was hanging back because he's the one "favorite" that no one knows anything about since his season immediately preceded this one.

Li'l Hantz: "I am more intimidated by Andrea than anyone out here."

[Reaches for another pint of Ben & Jerry's Karamel Sutra.]

"I see bald people."

This. Since he assumed she was sleep-stabbing, he didn't defend himself/retaliate. Even while bleeding out on the floor he was still trying to get her to "wake up" and call for help.

"On a shallow note, Rooney Mara…"

Anyone else get the feeling they'd seen this movie before? "Crazy" or "mentally disabled" person accused of a crime turns out to be faking? Edward Norton's character in Primal Fear comes to mind; I'm sure there are others.

"I’m still fond of Ron Cadillac, whose voice actor is actually Jessica Walter’s real-life husband."

Kept waiting for a Rachel Dratch cameo. Thought that would've been a nice nod. Oh well.

I would totally watch the shit out of a David Lynch remake of Eraser.

Is this really happening? Because if it is, I'm in. Unless I get stuck playing Italy.

@avclub-5fdbaa11bd42c308322756f60f43785f:disqus "Alien actually had a hell of a cast, but they were… directed to act at about one watt apiece"

Read Roger Ebert's review from 1967. It'll give you a good idea of what it was like to be in the audience (at least in a theater full of kids).

The Mattel® and Mars® Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour or GTFO!

Do a search for "Star Wars Despecialized" by Harmy. It's the original Star Wars in HD (720p) with all of the goofy CGI additions removed. He's also done "despecialized" versions of Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.

Do a search for "Star Wars Despecialized" by Harmy. It's the original Star Wars in HD (720p) with all of the goofy CGI additions removed. He's also done "despecialized" versions of Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.