@avclub-fcd4c889d516a54d5371f00e3fdd70dc:disqus Avatar = Ookla the Mok = Awesome. That is all.

@avclub-fcd4c889d516a54d5371f00e3fdd70dc:disqus Avatar = Ookla the Mok = Awesome. That is all.

Dog condoms are funny.

Dog condoms are funny.

@avclub-ffc905126015cdc6758873970fb59828:disqus "Heck, some people are so dense they aren't even enthralled by the skiing."

@avclub-ffc905126015cdc6758873970fb59828:disqus "Heck, some people are so dense they aren't even enthralled by the skiing."

@UWIR:disqus "How do you know that the discussion wasn't edited out?"

@UWIR:disqus "How do you know that the discussion wasn't edited out?"

How could anyone think sitting out all of the challenges is good strategy? What's your argument if you make it to the final tribal? "Remember how I sat out all of those challenges because I suck? Yeah, give the million to me."

How could anyone think sitting out all of the challenges is good strategy? What's your argument if you make it to the final tribal? "Remember how I sat out all of those challenges because I suck? Yeah, give the million to me."

Now that you mention it, her eyelashes were mysteriously luscious. Maybe they're implants too?

Now that you mention it, her eyelashes were mysteriously luscious. Maybe they're implants too?

What cracked me up was that there wasn't even a discussion as to who wasn't going to compete. Before Probst had even finished asking "who're you sitting out?" Ave-Maria had started heading for the sideline bench.

What cracked me up was that there wasn't even a discussion as to who wasn't going to compete. Before Probst had even finished asking "who're you sitting out?" Ave-Maria had started heading for the sideline bench.

While Denise and Malcolm were searching I kept yelling at my TV screen, "Hey, morons! Maybe you should examine the object to which the camera operator constantly keeps panning and zooming." Maybe that was their tip-off.

While Denise and Malcolm were searching I kept yelling at my TV screen, "Hey, morons! Maybe you should examine the object to which the camera operator constantly keeps panning and zooming." Maybe that was their tip-off.

I nominate Shane from Survivor: Panama. But only if he brings along his driftwood "Blackberry".

I nominate Shane from Survivor: Panama. But only if he brings along his driftwood "Blackberry".

Hi-yo!

Hi-yo!