In Communist Russia, shitty song hates YOU.

"Calling a little person a midget will get you punched in the shin; calling a black man a n***** will get your fucking ASS KICKED."

I lived in Portland for a few years.  Fun city when it's not swamped with three feet of snow.  At one point, it had the distinction of having the most bars per capita of any city in the U.S. (which also means it had the most shitty bar bands per capita in the U.S.)

Points for the Corner Gas reference.  However, the best scene is a toss-up between "A big dirty crack hoe" and when Lacy found out the horrifying origin of Dog River's name.  (As an aside, Lacy remains a reliable go-to for my masturbation fantasies, right up there with Julia Louis-Dryfuss).

Nah, just shake my ashes out of a coffee can over Sunset Cliffs, Lebowski style.

Sounds like a wonderful program to watch as your warm bath turns crimson from the blood streaming out of your slit wrists.

I'd like to think that this is the last I'll read about "Breaking Bad".  I really would.  However, I suspect that there is plenty at the bottom of the barrel still left to be scraped.

Now, I don't consider myself a "leg man" or a "tit man" (if I had to approximate, I'd describe myself as a "vagina man"), but I find no fault with Vergara's boobs.  The only redeemable aspect of that stupid Modern Family show is that they regularly point the camera directly at them while at their most jiggliest.

Just tell HR you're getting carpal tunnel syndrome from your non-ergonomic desk at work.  Before you know it, you'll be getting paid from workers' comp to sit at home jerking off to Sofia Vergara.

They actually make me favor the I-IV progression, in that "I" want to inject an "IV" of rat poison directly into my veins whenever I hear them.

Kids, kids, settle down.  I wasn't writing a clinical dissertation here, so I deemed the term "retard" a succinct way to illustrate my point, given it was written on a site about cartoon characters.  I trust that we are all adult enough to understand this?  Otherwise, the controversy reminds me of a discussion I had…

Ugh.  I saw the Lundgren film back in 1987.  This one might be redeemable if it keeps Orko, instead of replacing him with a midget wizard.

He gets points for "A Confederacy of Dunces" and "As I Lay Dying", but I can't truly respect a man who doesn't think that "Catch-22" is freakin' awesome.

Oh yeah, right you are.  Between all the recalls & special elections we get here in CA, you can forgive my confusion in the matter (and, I voted for Obama, not that it matters in CA).

Ugh.  I remember her name was first on the list on my absentee ballot in CA's last gubernatorial campaign.  (Don't worry; I voted for Brown).

Heh.  I should be so lucky.  I was a social worker, and these were literally retards, and surprise surprise, they were exactly the demographic to which this sort of pablum was marketed.  It's no big surprise that they happened to overlap the general 16-22 demographic.  Through extensive observation, I discovered there…

"Classical" went through a transition period via Beethoven's experimental use of the strict compositional forms that defined the symphonic styles of the classical period (his 9th practically turned the whole structure on its head).  The Romantic period that followed in the 19th century was defined by further tonal…

Oh yeah, I remember this band (along with Lou Bega, Kid Rock, and Smashmouth) being in heavy rotation among the developmentally disabled adults I use to work with.  I was into Portishead & Velvet Underground at the time, so you can imagine the daily Hell I endured for $8.50 an hour.

I dunno.  If I were a typical movie producer who hated making good movies, I'd replace Russell with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.  And throw in a couple of CGI car chases.  And shoehorn a Will.i.am song into the soundtrack.

Wuzza wuzza?