Actually, the first time I ever read about it in a clinical manual, I burst out laughing.

I get him confused with Idi Amin.

True, but, she needs to trim down those fingernails first…those things are like the Garden Weasels of butt-play.

"I was a 98 pound weakling until I discovered Atlas Shrugged's "Dynamic Muscle Building Program"!  No bullies will be kicking sand in my face now!"

It is Blackman.  There are actually a few good songs on that, but all of them are icy * creepy.  I like to compare it to their first few albums with Syd Straw; bright, poppy tunes.

The Golden Palominos "Victim".  Intense, spoken-word lyrics from a woman being kidnapped & killed.  It has the same processed chatter in the background as the Gristle song, so someone ripped somebody off there.  I suspect it may have been The Palominos, but I'm no Throbbing Gristle fan so I can't give a definite…

My mid-20s band sang nothing BUT songs about violent sex. The singer (a tattooed meth addict) looked at some of my lyrics and said, "Dude, I don't know if I can sing this: "I'll bust your cherry or I'll bust you face!"

Jennifer Jason Leigh's date rape in "Fast Times…" was funny, since it was her first time & had no idea she was being raped.  The scene from "Last House on the Left" was enjoyable for it's sheer trashiness.  The scene from "Irreversable" was just plain horrifying, but the part when the passerby in the background walks…

SatelliteInternetIsSkynet, you just described exactly the arc of my own alcoholism!

I seemed to remember that Germany offers huge tax incentives to filmmakers, and he knows how to take advantage of them.

I know. It looks like that "South Park" episode, but without the duck.

"The Icredibly Strange Creatures Who Died and Became Mixed-up Zombies" is pretty grim, in that it's indicator of just how inept & terrible Steckler's magnum opus is.

Yeah, they were really popular in the Weimar cabarets in Germany.  I little TOO popular, actually.

I always thought it meant the practice of that once a horse fell down, it had outlived its usefulness, and it was "put out to pasture", as it were.

'Ip, get 'er done!

There we go! Finally, a man thinking on his feet1

Well likewise, the hottest Who was always Roger, but Pete seems like he'd be most fun in the sack (or maybe Keith, after a handful of horse tranquilizers).

Drum machines are underrated; the less one has to deal with drummers, the better.  The Kills, for example, made outstanding use of 808-level technology.

Come on over here boy, I'm gonna have some FUN with you!  (Takes swig of Early Times & smashes bottle on pavement).

Well, it seems you have certainly earned the numerology in your moniker, sir.  Enjoy tuning into your local JackFM station while in your cubicle (at a respectful volume, of course; we wouldn't want the latest Train single to disturb anyone else, after all.)